Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Open your eyes MEN!!

This story I'm going to tell is weird and a bit funny...Now it goes like this....

I need to use the toilet,so I went..After I went,I waited for my sister and my mother...My mother came out first,so then me and my mother waited..AND SUDDENLY!!!!There were two men coming in the girls toilet..The first guy straight dashing into the toilet..The second guy stooped where me and my mother was standing and realise that he was in the girl 's toilet...o.oMy mom said"I think your in the wrong toilet,your toilet is at the other side".The guy went out,feeling really a shame.So we waited for sister to finnish..6 minutes later.The first guy came and washed his hand with such a slumber with not realising he was in the girls toilet and that time there was many girls in the toilet....:)Then after he wipe his hands,then realise he was in the girls 's..0.0He went out of toilet in a flash with his head down..:)

Islam ke tak ni???

Bayangkan benda ini berlaku pada anda..... Suatu hari pada masaSembahyang jumaat yang di hadiri oleh lebih kurang 1,000 jemaah...tiba-tiba masuk dua orang lelaki yang menutupi seluruh tubuhnyer dgn pakaian hitam.. tak nampak apa cuma dua biji mata and membawa mesin gun...lalu salah seorang lelaki tu bertempik "Sesiapa yang sanggup MATI kerana ALLAH sila berdiri di tempat kamu" Selepas mendengar amaran lelaki itu maka segeralah bertempiaran lari para jemaah itu utk menyelamatkan diri.... daripada jumlah yang 1,000 tadi tu hanya tinggal lebih kurang 20 orang sahaja yang masih berdiri di tempat masing-masing termasuk Pak Iman tu... Lelaki yang bertempik tadi segera membuka tutup mukanya lalu melihat ke arah Pak Imam sambil berkata: "Ok Pak Iman, saya dah halau SEMUA yang hipokrit, sekarang bolehlah Pak Iman mulakan sembahyang Jumaat".... Lalu kedua lelaki tersebut berpaling dan meninggalkan jemaah.... Macammana.. adakah anda rasa lawak dgn cerita di atas. selain terhibur anda fikirlahlah. ..

" Lawak kan , dari 1,000 org yg mengaku dia Islam hanya 20 yg betul-betul beriman... "

" Lawakkan berapa banyak manusia yang mudah lupakan ALLAH bila menghadapi bahaya... kedua lelaki hanya membawa mesin-gun.. dia tak kata pun nak bunuh.. tapi generasi skrang.. amat lemah.. baru kena ugut terus lari lintang pukang.. lupa yg dia tak sembahyang jumaat lagi..."

"Lawak, ada juga yang agamanya cuma seminggu sahaja.. tu pun bila time sembahyang jumaat.. tunjuk muka kat org kampung.. ada tu lagi dashyat setahun 2 kali aje.. bile time sembahyang raya..."

"Lawakkan, ramai orang percaya kepada gosip dan apa yang di tulis oleh surat khabar daripada apa yang tercatit dalam al Quran"

"Lawak kan , berapa ramai yg percaya dunia hanya sementara, akhirat adalah tempat yang kekal, tapi berlumba-lumba mengejar dunia"

"Lawak, kita boleh bersembang dgn boyfriend atau girlfriend berejam-rejam tapi nak berdoa kepada ALLAh alahai.. tak cukup masa.

Dan lebih lawak lagi, bila kita boleh post banyak thread atau email yang berunsur lawak jenaka dan lucah kesemua tempat tapi merasa berat nak berkongsi dan nak hantar artikel2 yang berunsur agama

Lawak kan ???/ Kenapa gelak/ tu kan realiti.. tapi yg paling lawak sekali.. berapa orang yang lepas baca benda ni akan sampaikan kat orang lain... berapa orang yang akan luangkan masa membaca? berapa banyak???? wallahuaallam

Monday, December 21, 2009

I love chibi drawing!!!

CHIBI WORLD IS AWSOME!!!
Death note chibi???O.O

Inuyasha chibi mode!!_^



Chibi Bleach!!!:D

not the pencuci tandas..the anime story...


Chibi Final Fantasy...:)

Questions???

One - Are you a girl or a guy? I'm a girl...

Two - Your relationship status?Single

Three - Have you ever lost a close friend?Yea

Four - What is your current mood?Bored,bored n bored

Five - What's your brother(s) names?Azizi..

Six - Where do you wish you were right now?At Perlis or Melaka..the food there is good!!

Seven - Have a crazy side?Yeah, of course

Eight - Ever had a near death experience?umm..*eyebrow went up*

Nine - Something you do a lot?Draw..(:

Ten - Angry at anyone?Yes!

Eleven - What's stopping you from going for the person you like?-_-

Twelve - When was the last time you cried?I cant remember

Thirteen - Is there anyone you would do anything for?Yes

Fourteen - Who do you think about when you are falling asleep?Him (:

Seventeen - Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?Alyaa the random..

Eighteen - What is your favorite song?A lot !

Nineteen- What are you doing right now?Doing this.

Twenty- Who do you trust right now?My friends and Family

Twenty one- Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?My mom bought it..

Twenty four- What word describes your life?Lazyness n mentalizer

Twenty five- Who are you thinking of right now?Uhmm, some of my friends

Twenty six- What should you be doing right now?Nothin..

Twenty seven- What are you listening to?Song

Twenty nine- Who was the last person who yelled at you?Nobody.everyone likes me..(perasan..)

Thirty one- What is your natural hair color?Black n brown

Thirty two- Who was the last person to make you laugh?M family..

Thirty three- Who was the last person to make you sad?Nobody..

Thirty four-Do you like marshmallow with chocolate?YES!!

Thirty five- Is your hair naturally curly or straight?Straight..

Thirty six- Has anyone ever called you "scrumptious" before?Nahh

Thirty eight- Gone skinny dipping in the past week?No

Thirty nine- Do you use smiley faces on the computer?Yeahhh(: there one!

Forty -Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?Uhh,yes...

Forty one- Are you happy with life right now?Yup!!!(:

Forty two- Are you currently jealous?Nop.

Forty three-Do you like chickens?yes..

Forty four - What are you doing Friday night?Buka puasa at Marche!

Forty five- Have you ever had your heart broken?Yeah

Forty six- Have you ever broken someone's heart?Yes, i guess

Forty seven- Is there anybody you're really disappointed in right now?Nop.

Forty Eight- What are you looking forward to?I dont know

Forty nine- How late did you stay up last night and why?Uhhh,12:00am.Reading my new
comics

Fifty- Does anyone like you right now?Dont ask me...

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Chickens are awsome!!



Chicken are cool!!They are not dangerous and they can poop anywhere they want!!
Man,they are cool!!!!!!!!